Air jokes
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
I air.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.