Air jokes
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...