Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
My entire existence
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
I air.
Bender.
You are in the airway, how funny!
HKY FM? Hmm.
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Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
