What did the water say to the beach Nothing it just waved
Jig jill bill ate a pill
Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
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What is the richest kind of air? A millionaire
An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Why do orphans air It’s invisible just like there parents
did you know emos are the highest jumpers some of them are still in the air
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
What type of people have the record of most amount of stories read? Emos, their still in the air
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air
Love is in the air... Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
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