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Love is in the air... Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
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What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
what do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
You are in the air way how funny
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
X【╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22.caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Huh I’m pregnant again must be something in the air, Yea your legs
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Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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chuck norris doesn't breathe. he holds air hostage
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
