Air jokes
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Why is my dick like a balloon? The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
HKY FM? Hmm.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...