Aid jokes

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?

A dead man with AIDS.

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.

Health commercials be like:

Serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?

Killer Kool-Aid.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.