Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! đš
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, âOh no!â
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldnât tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, âIâm looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?â We then decided to aid him.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Shouldâve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! Heâs the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, itâs not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and weâre going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesnât see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
