Aid jokes
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
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Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.