Aid jokes
AIDS?
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Time heals all wounds. Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”