Aid jokes
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.