How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him
AIDS
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
A little girl beinng Girl: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do Child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.
What’s positive in Africa? HIV/AIDS
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS
Your momma so ugly when the kool-aid man burst in the door he said oh noo
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
Have you heard about Kids with aids
It never gets old
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
so i guess cube was right eazy dick smelling like mc ren shit and eazy died of aids
