Agriculture jokes
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.