What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
