Agriculture jokes
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did Ms. Grapes π want to marry Mr. Grapes π?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Where were the first orange trees ππ³ planted?
In Orange County.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What did the bus driver say to the nut π₯?
"Where do you live?"
What is purple and whines when itβs squished?
A bunch of grapes! ππ
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.