Agriculture

Agriculture Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

Beef

What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

"Get to the ground, beef!"

Beef

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Renovation

What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?

It'll be udder renovation!

Orphan

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Scarecrow

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple actually got picked.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

(Answer) Ground beef.

Sorry for a bad joke.