Agriculture jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!