What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Agriculture Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? âPut it on my bill.â
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you canât sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacherâs eyes crossed? She couldnât control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, âmini-sodaâ).
12. Why couldnât the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you canât use âbeef stewâ as a password. Itâs not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldnât you write with a broken pencil? Because itâs pointless.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
