What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Rabbit poop is cereal.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
