Agriculture

Agriculture jokes

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow who?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.