What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
