Affect jokes

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!

I like unicorns.

I love friends.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

I love my family.

It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.

Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.

Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏

Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:

This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕

I love not much.

I love games.

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

Why can't male orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

I just wanted to say...

These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"