Affect jokes
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"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
I love gay people. UwU
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."