Aed jokes
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Trevor is a bitch.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.