Aed jokes

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

A genealogist looks at the family tree.

A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.