Aed jokes

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

What do you give a pig when it has a rash?

Oinkment.

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

What do old people have when they are sick.

A going away party.