Aed jokes
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
I am a sheep.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
lol so true
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Two sticks only make a fire.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!