Aed jokes
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.