Aed jokes

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

Why did the joke die?

Because it's a meme!

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

I'm a gay.

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

How do planets have a baby?

They have spasex.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.