Aed jokes
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.