Aed jokes
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
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Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."