Aed jokes
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.