Aed jokes
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.