Aed jokes
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.