Aed jokes

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It pants!

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

Arik? (Not a joke.)

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."