Aed jokes
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.