Aed jokes
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."