Aed jokes
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
One night, a girl said to her family, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa." The next morning, her grandpa died. That night, she said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodbye Grandma." The next morning, the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night, the girl said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." The next morning, the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine, but when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying. When he asked her what's wrong, she said, "The mailman died."
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.