Aed jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.