Aed jokes
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.