Aed jokes
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
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What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.