Aed jokes
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.