Aed jokes
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.