Aed jokes
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.