Adoption jokes
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
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Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I'm adopted :[
You're adopted.