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Adoption jokes

Sale

Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.

AKA you're for sale.

Turtle

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

Dog

A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.

Son

Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.

Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?

Son, you're adopted!

Dad

Dad: You're adopted.

Son: Where are my real parents?

Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.

Orphan

What is the same thing between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple got chosen.

Kid

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

Kid

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

Guy

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Orphan

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.