Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnβt have a home page.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
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I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...