Adoption

Adoption Jokes

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯😳

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬