I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Did you adopt your dog?
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
i eat ass
What is a orphans favourite toy. A boomerang because it comes back
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
