Adoption jokes
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."