Adoption jokes
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Ur mom.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
My life.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.