never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine, and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes. The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
i killed a man in 94
Your family in a nutshell
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
you where born on the free way you know why because
thats where alot of accidents happen 😈
My father can take a joke- :because he made one
(knock knock) whos there, Accident, accident who, accident you
Jerry:my dad got into a fight on a plane Jeremy:that's just *plane* crazy!
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There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded "Cause I just bit my tongue!"
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
