Acceptance

Acceptance jokes

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    • Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

    Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

    Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

    Son

    • Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

    Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

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    • History class

    • In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

    One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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    • Lightbulb

    • How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

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    • Friend Group

    • Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

    Acceptance memes

    Crush

    • My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

    Name

    • 1. Full name: John.

    2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

    3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

    4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

    5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

    6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

    7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

    8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

    9. Working motivation: none.

    I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

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    • Orphan

    • Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

    They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

    Mum

    • Me: Want to hear a joke?

    Friend: Sure.

    Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

    Friend: What's funny about that?

    Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

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