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Bruhh found out

A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.

God Pt.2

Yay

The image displays the text "Love is Love" with three categories: "Not Race", "Not Age", and "Not Religion". Each category is depicted with stick figures showing different skin colors, ages (10 and 36), and religions (Christian and Jewish). Below, a close-up of the age depiction is shown and at the very bottom is an image of a fish character with a disgusted look.

DoubleDownCheeks

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Anonymous

Only reasonable gay meme

Two people holding signs. One sign has a rainbow background and reads: "GAY? OKAY. BI? OKAY. TRANS? OKAY. QUEER? OKAY. HOTEL? trivago". The second sign, with a pink, purple, and blue background, says "BI The Way, We Exist."

AG

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows stick figures representing different couples. The text says "LOVE IS LOVE" and "Respect". The couples include same-sex partners and a couple with a pet.

Heroin Monkey

A black kitten is pictured against a white background. Text reads "Beans would like to check your vibe?" and "Do you accept?" underneath. There are two choices under the question: "Yes" and "Drone strike."

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.

Toast ツ

A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a bearded wizard tells Severus that trans wizards are just as good as cisgender ones. In the second panel, a person with a trans flag scarf and purple pants levitates in the air, demonstrating the quick learning of magic.

Blach66.1

The image is a combination of two images: The top part has pictograms showing different couples with heart symbols above them: two men holding hand, a man courting a woman by kneeling, two women holding hands, a woman kneeling before a dog, and a man and a woman holding hands. Below the pictograms is the text "Respect". The top part is followed by an Among Us character in red with his "head" tilted with text "sus" written in the Among Us font and four emojis with suspicious eyes beside it.

✨Jassy✨

A fluffy white dog wearing glasses and a Gryffindor scarf is sitting next to a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The text reads, "When your life is falling apart but it's ok because your Hogwarts acceptance letter will be here any minute now."

kanade otonokoji

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Heroin Monkey

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

Anonymous

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

timmyy

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The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.

Anonymous

The only acceptable homosexual ever (Tchaikovsky):

Why should you care

also acceptable when I saw your face

Crying:
Acceptable at funerals,
at the Grand Canyon,
and when you fail your
CPA exam
TheCorporate Accountant

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a large stone head with closed eyes asking, "Your gifts are accepted, what does your mortal heart desire?" Below, a hooded figure answers, "Lord of the Rings Trilogy, completely the same. But the orks sound aggressively French." The hooded figure then asks "...Why?"

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