Abortion jokes
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
Community talk
someone debate me about abortion
I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.
ABORTION TALK CONTINUING FROM BLACH POST