
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.
After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"
The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?