Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

Dad

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)

A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.

After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"

The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."

How are rape and an airplane similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

9/11 jokes

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?

Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.