Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.

Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?

Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.