Worst Jokes Ever

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

Wordle be like (Part 2):

COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚

CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚

CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Six one.

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.