Why can’t an orphan play baseball? They can’t run to home.
what movie do orphans relate to the most? - Home Alone
I’m back
I called a orphan spiderman because he's no way home
Noob butter eater
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Erectile dysfunction.
I put I guy in a fridge he said I had a nightmare
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
what pizza did the twin towers order a plain
You guys are literally mentally ill you should get some help this is so disgusting ew
Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
If your ever bored just punch an orphan. Cause what are they gonna do tell their parents.
Why do Orphans go to Chruch? So that they can call someone Father
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is sphere itself.
I made an orphan website
but it did not have a home page
