What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Four big guys.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.