Worst Jokes Ever
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.