Worst Jokes Ever
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.