Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.