Worst Jokes Ever

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Where does a black Eskimo live?

In a Nigglu.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.