If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
what happend when the emo tried to hi five a tree
it left him hanging
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
How do u make a orphans hands bleed
Make them clap until their parents come back
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Bully: have u ever heard of a brain
Stupid kid:no
Bully: u should go get one
Stupid kid: wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Why were the twin towers so mad Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got plain
Figure:who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok seek ur it me and hide will hide.
Seek:why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: because ur name is in seeker
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho
what age is served for breakfast
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared
Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
kid:your mom
orphan:i dont have a mom
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!!!
yo hairline pushed to far back
lookin like it got slapped up by will smith :D
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool Adolfin.
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
