Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?

The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!