Worst Jokes Ever
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.