yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
sister. your ugly other sister. im not ypur reflection
ps. sorryif it is not funny
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
Why are Americans so bad at clash of clans? They already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
Why were the twin towers so mad they ordered pepperoni but they got plain
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
everyone is autistic midjets
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
.......Rape.
why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip
because it required a parents signature
Your balls are growing to big that they will pop like a balloon 🎈
Girl has small balls
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline cant even be found by dora the explora
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
