Worst Jokes Ever
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.