Worst Jokes Ever
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.