I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Worst Jokes Ever
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
