Worst Jokes Ever

I got sad today.

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."

A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."

Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

can someone please tell what happened?

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.