Worst Jokes Ever
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.