Worst Jokes Ever
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Bend over and spell run.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."