Worst Jokes Ever
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.