Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What do emo do
HANG
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic π
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? These a great singer inside of you
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
hey i misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago on september 7th 2001
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So thereβs more for the Priest.
Ur hairline is a artificial fact
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
What do you call a united cow? a united steaks π€£π€£π€£
why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning....... cuz it has faster reflexes then the twin towers
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
Why can't orphans play basebal
The can't make a homerunππ
