Worst Jokes Ever
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
If you have cancer, you are gay.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!