Worst Jokes Ever

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

I have no eye deer!

What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?

Lil Teller.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

No sun.

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

It was women driving the planes for 9/11.

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.