Worst Jokes Ever
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.