Worst Jokes Ever

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.