Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this
1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said "I asked for your weight not your phone number"
Wanna hear a Joke? Just look in the mirror the Jokes there?
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
Your mama is so ugly! Ghost face from scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
why are orphans so bad at baseball? because they dont know where home is
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
why cant orphans play baseball cause they cant go to home base😈
What's the difference between a dog from asian person and a cat from an Asian person? Only the taste
I see my friends at school they talk to me they go back to class but they forgot i am their class mate and they were like your dumbie and i was well your a dumba** bi***
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
One time i looked out the window and then i saw my sister and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes so i hanged on
