Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
I am an Indian joke.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Patient: Oh, doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
