Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?

Doctor: To the morgue.

Man: But I’m not dead yet.

Doctor: Are we there yet?

Patient: Oh, doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.

They’re always so twisted!

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.