I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Why were the twin towers mad
Because they ordered a cheese pizza but instead the got plane
What did the fork say to the spoon
Nothing, forks don’t speak silly
Orphans don’t have parents lol
When hitler killed himself he shot himself twice, the first one was operation Barbarossa and the second one was his death
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg. Tie-wan-sho
What does the initials POOP stand for ? Polacks Order Our Poop 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
My cousin: “how’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when ur at softball practice?!” Me: “lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
Answer: SUCCulent
Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol
