How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )