What can orphans not do in school
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
U twin towers because I'm tryna ram in u tonight
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What where your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
Bob the biler
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.
what do you call a kid hanging an emo kid
What kind of ball does amy rose like? Blue balls.
how are a orphan and baseball different from each other
a baseball game there is a home run
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges?? because they contain vitamin suiiiii
