Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
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What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
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