Worst Jokes Ever
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.