Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."
So I said, "Aquarius."
And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Retards.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”