Worst Jokes Ever
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.